February 2012
19 posts
if you are supposed to get your tonsils removed,...
do not read online testimonies from people who’ve had the surgery.
really, really dreading april 6.
TRUTH
omgclnclncln:
I wish I could write about why I feel so fucking enraged over Chris Brown and Rihanna, but I can’t even go there right now.
cosign.
I am my mother's daughter.
mom: I set the office on fire!
me: ...what?!
mom: I put broccoli in the microwave and then left for lunch.
me: how long did you put it in for?
mom: the office clown is already working on a soundtrack to tease me.
me: mom, how long did you put it in for?
mom: 40 minutes.
mom: it was an accident.
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Bad start to the day:
finding a dead cockroach encrusted in the sleeve of a sweater you haven’t worn since last winter.
very, very serious grievances
lilitmarcus:
jaimeleigh:
If I have signed my name in an e-mail and you respond with it spelled totally differently you are the worst. I mean it. I know it’s a somewhat unusual spelling. I know! But that’s only an excuse if I haven’t already signed my name in the e-mail. Seriously.
Lilet and Lillit completely agree with this.
So do Christy & Krissy.
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