DO YOU SEE HOW AWESOME MY LIFE IS?!
I love the cute little foreign people in my life. And no, it is not patronizing to refer to my friends as “cute” and “little.”
=excited for this weekend.

DO YOU SEE HOW AWESOME MY LIFE IS?!

I love the cute little foreign people in my life. And no, it is not patronizing to refer to my friends as “cute” and “little.”

=excited for this weekend.

  • dad: well, I don't know what your job description is, so I don't know what to tell you.
  • mom: I don't know how to explain my "job description."
  • me: okay, if you were a character on The Office, which character would you be?
  • mom: oh, I don't know. Probably the fat lady with glasses that everybody laughs at.
notes on a frump muffin
  • sister: she reminds me of you except (hesitant pause) less intense.
  • me: less intense?
  • sister: yeah! Because.. you know.. you don't care!
  • me:
  • sister: I mean, you still look good and stuff, but you don't style your hair or wear make up or dress really nice and you just have this style all your own and you just... don't care.
  • me: oh, but I still "look good and stuff"?
  • sister: yeah!
  • me: thank god. I was really worried there for a second.
oh, hey AWESOMENESS & good grades even though I had mono TWICE, the flu THREE TIMES and no functioning computer for the majority of the quarter.
word.

oh, hey AWESOMENESS & good grades even though I had mono TWICE, the flu THREE TIMES and no functioning computer for the majority of the quarter.

word.

internet hiatus

that isn’t really over yet.

causes?: lack of computer and… well… life.

which is good, by the way. very, very good.

downtown tonight. again. chicago is eating my soul and spitting me out a brand new one.

which actually, I need.

don’t forget: no matter your mistakes, IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO BECOME A BETTER PERSON.
as for me? starting………… now.

Dear Tumblr followers:

I say this with all the love in my heart, and not because I don’t fully feel for you in all of your self-deprecating and overall depressing posts, but only because I love you as much as I can over the Internet, and I hope that you all start feeling better soon at the genius advice of me:

Get laid. Now.

"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
— Winston Churchill (via theimpossiblecool) (via youmightfindyourself) (via chirpinhard)
GPOYW

my computer is broken so I cannot take or upload any pictures, boooo! edition.

there is a girl in donkey

elizbee:

wearing a tshirt 5000 times too big for her, ratty boxer shorts, leggings and ugg boots.

i guess this is what finals week does to some people.

Um. Are you sure it wasn’t me? hah.

thoughts on this morning:

+I’m a little bit in love with Jonathan Safran Foer
+missin’ Chicago
+I don’t regret anything about how I’ve lived my life (& other people shouldn’t regret things for me)
+hoping to get down to 118 lbs by the start of winter quarter (laughable)
+feeling young & alive

random & accurate.

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